13 Apr Tax Season is Almost Over – Let’s Laugh About It
Everyone Pays Taxes
They say a good sense of humor will help you remain positive even when life becomes challenging. When life decides to throw tax season at us, we have decided we are going to at least get a good laugh about our collective distaste for paying taxes. We all have to pay taxes so here are ten quotes spoken by everyone from comedians to politicians about tax season!
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10 Hilarious Tax Season Quotes
- “Two things you need to know about taxes. They’ve extended the deadline to April 18 (2010 tax season), and when you write your check, just make it out to China.” – David Letterman
- “The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It’s difficult to tell.” – Craig Ferguson
- “Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.” – Jimmy Kimmel
- “Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag.” – Jay Leno
- “It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.” – Dave Barry
- “I love America, but I can’t spend the whole year here. I can’t afford the taxes.” – Mick Jagger
- “When it comes to taxes, there are two types of people. There are those that get it done early, also known as psychopaths, and then the rest of us.” – Jimmy Kimmel
- “Because of a holiday, the deadline for taxes is April 18 (2010 tax season), so you have three extra days to dig through restaurant dumpsters for receipts.” – Jimmy Kimmel
- “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” – Gerald Barzan
- “It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.” – Will Rogers